I'm jumping off the nearest cliff.
I didn't realize that it had been so long since the kids had really cleaned their rooms. We found innumerable piles of dirty laundry to add to my usual piles. So much so, that I found it hard to find a place to stand in the laundry room to sort it all out.
So I've decreed the following:
No one in our household is allowed to wear any clean clothes for the next two weeks, or at least until I get this Mount Everest of Laundry done. If they can't stand wearing the clothes that they have on their person any longer, then they can just go NAKED!