Kade: Mom, I'm --- " he interrupts himself, "Oh, you know already."
Me: I do?
Kade: Starts with an "H".
Me: You're healthy! That's great, Kade! Give me a big hug!
Kade: No, not that!
Me: Happy! It's good to be happy!
Kade: Mo-om! (Starting to laugh) No, it starts with H - U!
Me: Hurtful. Oh, Kade, did you hurt Konner? You know I don't like for you to be mean to your brother. (That's when I take him and pretend to spank him, he's laughing hysterically by now.)
Kade: No! H - U - , uh, G?
Me: Try "N"
Kade: H - U - N!
Me: You've got a hundred pennies in your room!
Me: You like to hunt!
Kade: No, I'm HUNGRY!
Me: Really? I would have never guessed that!
Monday Morning Humor
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